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Before I get on with this rice tale, I'll mention that I'm sipping on a kind of tequila martini, and if you told me 2-3 years ago that this would become my drink, me the drinker of manhattans and dedicated whisky drinker, I would have been quite puzzled. Though at that point I had already learned that my taste is a moving target so I wouldn't have been surprised per se.

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So I've been going up to the Kurdish Community Center a bit more in recent months. The KCC resides in a suburban strip mall, quite close to York University. Thankfully it is super close to a subway station so on the line I live by so it's an easy commute for me.

So the last first times I've been going, where I get to my destination from the back of the strip mall, I pass by some African grocery store. Now I've been to African grocery stores before, and they don't come close to South Asian grocery stores in terms of selection and wonders, but I like to give everyone a chance and hope to find something new and different. So a few weeks ago I went to the KCC, and I was a little early, so I decided to drop by this store. I tried to enter but the door was locked. I knocked and motioned to the person at the cash, who came and asked me what I wanted, suspicious. I said that I wanted to see what food they were selling. Surprised, she let me in. Then she quickly asked me what I was looking for, but I told her that I justed wanted to browse.

Frankly I must say that this was not a great store, as its utter lack of customers was indicating. The selection was not great but I decided to peruse anyway. As usual in such stores, there were different sizes of large containers of bright orange and congealed palm oil for sale, which are quite impressive. There were some types of beans that I hadn't seen before, which I might have tried, but my bean shelves (2 of them) are overloaded right now so I decided to skip. Nothing was particular extraordinary anyway. I picked up a can of double-concentrated Italian tomato paste. Looking forward to try that one. Eventually I came to the rice. There was some rice I had never tried before, and wouldn't you know it, we were in need of rice, so I decided that this would be my Big Purchase in this store. CAD$15 for a 6 pound bag of rice, above the going rate for our usual Basmati.

So I get to the till with this bag of rice, and the lady asks me: "So you want this?" looking at me askance again. I say yes, I would love to try a new kind of rice. She says "This is our national rice in Nigeria". "Great!" I paid for my goods and got on my way.

So when I got home later on I decided to see how to cook this rice, which is named Ofada rice. Instructions I've found direct to a much more strenuous cleaning routine than I'm used to for other rice, but I've seen some people clean rice really hard, so I don't discount these instructions. Many rinses later, my rice is as close to clean as I can make it. This rice is cooked in two steps. The first step is to boil it, by cooking with lots of water for 10 minutes. Then you drain that water, wash the rice again, and then put a smaller quantity of water to steam the rice, Indian style.

At that point F came into the kitchen, asked me what I was doing, and I told her about this rice. I mentioned in passing that it was described as "unpolished" rice, which was a descriptor I was not familiar with. F, however, was familiar with it, as judged by her "oh no" reaction. I did notice that the rice had a bit of pungency while cooking, but the pot was covered for the steaming process.

Eventually, the cooking time was reached, I let the rice stand for another 5 minutes, and I uncovered the pot.

Reader, what I just described above as "pungent" was not preparing me for the smell. I think "horse stable on a rainy day" would be a close description. F entered the kitchen again, took one sniff, went "URK" and vowed not to eat this rice. Then she told me about this uncle of hers that had gotten unpolished rice once, and it was disgusting, but he was eating it like it was the best thing ever, much to her dismay.

So I decided to be encouraged by this uncle. I tasted a few grains and they weren't bad, so I decided that this was actually edible. I put a serving of rice on my plate, put whatever leftover food we were eating that night over it (some sort of average chana I think?), warmed that up in the microwave, and eventually sat down to eat.

Now the trick was to not smell too much the steam coming out of the rice, so covering the rice with food to seal in its water vapor helped a lot. I ended up eating this rice with no problem. It's no basmati, but it's a decent rice, with stubby, chewy grains. Since then I've had leftovers from that first batch a few times, since I made two cups of rice right away and F was determined not to touch it. Lots of leftovers.

So I'm not going to buy this or any other unpolished rice ever again, but I'm going to go through this bag. I've now figured out that I need to over-reheat this rice so that there isn't too much steam coming out of it by the time it gets to the table. But man, there's a lot of rice, and I'm going to have to eat it all by myself. Sigh. I'm going to try to slip in a southern soul food dish where the rice is blended with the rest of the dish and maybe F can eat it, but, whew. We'll see.
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One day I looked at my bag of besan on the shelf, besides my bottle of gluten flour, and wondered: can you make besan seitan? It turns out that Burmese people make something named "Shan tofu" which is actually more like polenta. There's a cousin concept to it in Ethiopian cuisine named "butecha", where they use it as an egg replacer on vegetarian fasting days, and it's a thing in India too. It the south of France they make it into Panisse: they cut it into fingers that they deep fry and eat like French fries.

I had made shan tofu before: It's kind of a labourious process. It had been quite a while so I decided to try it again.

I went for the more traditional method, which has you soak the besan overnight, which diminishes the "powdery" flavour of the flour. I had to throw away my first batch because I let it soak for too long, then I stupidly separated the top liquid from the sedimented sludge ahead of time, which exposed the sludge to oxygen, then I had to delay by another day due to Life interfering, and then mold set to it. It seemed to have fermented, which could be an experiment for another time?

I started another batch which I let soak for 6 hours. It separates into a liquid phase and a sludge phase, you boil the liquid for half an hour, then add the sludge back to it, stir it strongly for another 10 minutes, pour it into a container (like a cake or bread pan) then you let it set overnight.

I put in half a teaspoon of kala namak to make it taste eggy (and some turmeric to make it more yellowy). In the end, even that half-teaspoon (for a mere two cups of besan) was not quite enough to make it egg-like, but it was still tasty on toast even if a little "powdery", though not as much as if I hadn't soaked it, the step that most recipes skip. I had it with avocado/tomato toast and it was tasty.

In the evening, F wanted some protein with our vegetable course but didn't want the plain shan tofu, so we decided to bread it. We were out of bread crumbs, but we had a box of "southern bbq" No Name shake n' bake mix, so we breaded shan tofu cubes in that.

Parenthesis: I'm not sure if you're familiar with "Fondue Parmesan", I think it's a Québec food item, or maybe it's just more of a 1980s thing that's disappeared? Basically it is a kind of cheese blend, some of it parmesan-style, which is breaded. You can buy it in supermarkets in a package of four little 50g blocks, and you just bake that in the toaster over for 10-15 minutes before service. It's savoury, not quite melty unless you overbake it, and it's breaded. It's very tasty breaded fat.

So my breaded shan tofu greatly reminded me of fondue parmesan. It still has a noticeable besan flavour, the breading was waaayyyy too salty (it's originally supposed to flavour raw chicken I guess), but I was like "wow, this can be the base for a vegan, guilt-free fondue parmesan." Dear reader, I shall endeavour to try to make that in the future with ordinary bread crumbs and tweak the flavour, until I have a runaway success I can publish in my imaginary vegan cookzine.

Other modifications I want to make to my besan: add mustard powder, garlic powder and maybe liquid smoke to the blend. The kala namak didn't quite take, but I think mustard powder might be just the ticket. (I also want to make a blend with other flours, like gluten or corn, but that's going into gambling territory...)

toughu

Apr. 26th, 2018 03:54 pm
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That was some tough tofu. Mental note: do not fry tofu for as long as you fry seitan. However, replacing beer with wine in my carbonnade gave excellent results. I guess I should call it a vinonade?
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Or as I like to call it, crypto-vegan.
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Moi: So I just wanted to mention that while you used butternut squash here, I discovered a squash I didn't know, butterCUP squash, which looks a lot like an acorn squash. It kind of has the consistency of a potato, and tastes something between the butternut squash and a potato. I used it instead of potato in a Nepalese dish (Aloo, tama and bodi, which I adore). I think I like the original with potato better, but this combination is also very good and gives it a lighter flavour.

Michael: Where did you get the buttercup squash?

Moi: I got it at Kensington Fruit Market, across from Essence of Life, but I think it's widely available. When I say "discovered", I just mean in my own repertoire, Columbus-style.

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If you have good buttercup squash recipes, especially curries, please ssend them my way; there doesn't seem to be that many online. I discovered this vegetable by having it in a Thaï curry at the new Sukko Thai on Wellington (as tasty as on Parliament, but a few dollars more expensive, and with WAAAYYYY more tables) and I fell in love immediately.
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(Lots of my blog writing happens in Friends' journals, often in locked entries... I'll repost some of it here. I don't intend on linking to or revealing which journal the discussion comes from unless the person subsequently provides permission...)
(The conversation was about whether zoos and aquaria serve an educational purpose, and how these institutions don't actually provide much "education", captions or specific information about their captivesthe animals on display)

That makes some sense for art, because you don't go see art to be educated, not in an academic way, per se. It's another game...

If the intent of vivaria is to educate, well, that doesn't happen in a vacuum now, does it? I don't know of many business schools where they just park you in front of a stock ticker and say "well, we don't want to direct their learning about the stock market..." A large part of education happens with words.

I think people go to museums and vivaria to learn a little bit, or at least they tell that to themselves. But education, learning is work, and most people don't go to these places to work, they go there to be entertained, even if it's somewhat educational entertainment, just like watch National Geographic shows about African wildlife are a lot more about entertainment than education.

And yet. Having grown up at the edge of suburbia and the countryside, having spent my youth sport fishing (!) in various provincial parks and roaming around the patch of forest we own, I think there's something fundamental about being in contact with nature, and vivaria is one place where it happens, because you don't actually see many animal species when walking around in a forest, it's mostly about the flora. I just think that most zoos are not set to encourage that kind of phenomenological learning experience, keeping animals behind bars, separating them from the crowd. I many cases it's necessary, but not always, not most of the time.

The Montréal Biodôme is one cool vivaria; they have 4 "ecosystems" which you walk through on a ramp. It's a lot less like a zoo; in some places the ramp is also walled (3 to 4 feet high) or flies over the display, to keep the animals away (in the tropical exhibit, in particular, where they have a small croc or alligator), but it's a lot more immersive than your traditional zoo. In Saint-Félicien, a few hours north of Québec City, they have a wilderness park where the visitors get in a cage and are driven through the park, where large animals roam "free". So zoos could do a better job, than they are doing most of the time, for sure.

A friend of mine, the meat-eating animal-rights lover, thinks zoos should be banned. As a veg*n with an ambivalent relationship to the concept of animal "rights", having grown up somewhat close to nature, I disagree... I still think we should be shaken out of our urban, sanitized experiences to be reminded of where we came from and who are our brethren. I think vivaria can fulfil part of that purpose.
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PETA uses KKK imagery at dog show protest
Animal rights group says Kennel Club is trying to create 'master race'

WTF, PETA? I mean I have never cared for PETA's outreach methods, this comes awfully close to the boneheaded meat = holocaust argument.

I think we need to create PETAFA: People for Ethical Tactical Advertising in Favour of Animals as a counter-PETA organization.

I mean who's becoming veg over this? Is this helping their fundraising efforts? Not only I disapprove, but I don't even understand how this can be effective.
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Vegetarians help control the world population:
Tofu a day, sperm goes away: study

Actually, you have to be obese for tofu to have a real impact, and the impact itself is not proven on fertility, but still.

As for me, I've already been actively trying to not overindulge on tofu...
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Via [livejournal.com profile] sabotabby: "Comment on this post and I will choose seven interests from your profile. You will then explain what they mean and why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so that others can play along."

being called sir by strangers: back when English was a Foreign Language to me, Britain was a very Exotic country for me. When I moved to Vancouver, my first job was a night shift at Subway. For some reason, Brits love their dreadful weather so much that they actually visit Vancouver in droves in January, just to get more gloomy-weather punishment. They would go to bars, and after that, end up at my Subway to pick up something to eat. Some would call me sir, and that made me giddy as hell.
against bourgeois-feminism: I acquired a lot of my LJ-interests by browsing other people's and copying theirs, especially when people added me. It's quite interesting that LJ actually has a feature that allows you to copy other people's interests by just checkmarking them. Now it's been a while since I've had so much time on my hands :] Bourgeois feminism, I guess, would be oblivious to the intersection of feminism with class and race. Actually, I'm starting to dislike the term bourgeois a lot, I find it a very crude way to describe things, and feminism has to start somewhere anyway. I'm going to remove this interest.
ultrabrutalist modern architecture: That's the descriptor that Ninjalicious gave to Robarts Library, which lead me to discover that Brutalist architecture is indeed a specific style of architecture. His love for the library has made me appreciate this type of architecture a lot more. I am anxiously awaiting its $75 million expansion, although I hear they'll take down some of the existing concrete panels. Hopefully the expansion meshes well with the existing building.
failed subcultures: So many subcultures seem exciting at the beginning, and then peter out, or become so successful as to become coöpted, go mainstream and lose the essence of what made them relevant in the first place. Dominant subcultures in my life have been ANSI art, punk rock and the anti-globalization movement. Of these, only punk rock has survived (but has it?), whereas ANSI art (art archive), the digital character art of BBSes, died of its medium's irrelevance with the advent of the internet. The anti-globalization movement died on September 11, scared shitless. I guess the bourgeois activists went back "home" to a different kind of "patriotism"...
red star nutritional yeast: The best kind of nutritional yeast, it is yellower than its competitors and "gels" a lot more. [livejournal.com profile] hsifyppah gave me the book pictured to the right when she tired out of veganism, which I have enjoyed thoroughly. I have consumed RSNY in part because it provides vegans with the much-needed B12 vitamin, which is usually really hard to get without consuming dairy and meat. The lack of B12 can lead to permanent neurological damage, so it's not a minor thing to ignore. I have been told recently not to rely on RSNY alone for my B12 needs, and have thus started taking B12 supplements, until I talk to a nutritionist about this, which could be never. When I got for my next annual health check-up, I'll ask my doctor to send me for a B12 blood test.
responsible anarchists: a very rare animal. Its cousin species, the irresponsible anarchist, is a lot more common. Over time, I have come to assume that people become anarchists first and foremost because they have an unacknowledged desire not to take any responsibility for anything. The turn to anarchism usually happens during adolescence, when people first meet this necessity of taking responsibility. Eventually, as irresponsible anarchists mature, they stop being anarchists. They can then take three paths: go back to the mainstream or go bat-shit insane right-wing. What happens most often is that they become some sort of socialists with an anarchist sensibility, with a stronger resistance to state encroachment on individual rights. Not to be confused with a liberal.
jack layton's moustache: What's not to love? Some people believe that Jack and Olivia aren't a "real couple". I'm still on the fence, and maybe they are too.
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[livejournal.com profile] hezbollah_tofu. That's awesome.

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.” - Anthony Bourdain, “Kitchen Confidential,” p. 70

From this entry, which wonders whether "hezbollah tofu" is offensive cultural appropriation.

I think it's pretty funny.

[hat tip]
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Vegan Bodybuilding. It's not very well edited, but there are interesting articles and menus. While I'm amused to find this site, I'm not surprised as Québec's best competitive weightlifter in the mid-1990s was a vegan as well.

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