pwn'd

Child practicing Wushu being interviewed: video games are bad for my eye sight so it's better to practice wushu
Me: Oh God, what rubbish is this child's mother telling him?
My Old Wife*, telling tales: Yeah scientists have said that playing video games means that people develop their close vision at the expense of a full range of vision
Me: It must have sucked to do all this reading for years for your PhD then

(*: we're not married)