Well, there is nothing really juicy (or rotten) that I can tell you. My uncle, who among other vehicles owned a backhoe, was the usual contractor burying people at the local cemetary, but one time he couldn't spare the time to bury some dead guy, so he contracted out the job to me, sans backhoe of course. So I went to the cemetary, where a casket in a hole awaited me, took a shovel, and buried the guy. It was a bit creepy (in spite of being on the busiest street in the parish, the cemetary manages to be surprisingly quiet) but that just made me work faster.

I think I got 10 bucks out of this.