[identity profile] mhalachai.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Testify!

I'm waiting for Bush to make divorce illegal.

[identity profile] frandroid.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
and "freedom quotas" of minimum two daughters per judeo-christian woman, with mandatory DNA testing of all newborn children for gay and terrorist genes.

[identity profile] mhalachai.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Breeders for Bush!

Seeing how many stories I read out of Texas with the married heterosexual women killing their children because God told them to, I'm sickened by the whole argument of gay marraige destroying the family. Insert rant here.

[identity profile] frandroid.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, I'm thinking, when they're saying it'll destroy the family, I'm thinking, yes, we do want that too.

[identity profile] mrputter.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
> 11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.

I'd strongly like to argue that we haven't.

But whatever; I'm just playing Devil's Advocate for the sake of being a prick. On the whole, it's a pretty awesome list.