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frandroid ([personal profile] frandroid) wrote2009-05-28 11:59 am

Michaëlle's blood-thirsty ways

As a culturally sensitive vegan, I would approve of Michaëlle Jean's seal eating and hunting, if only she wasn't conflating inuit seal hunting with east coast seal hunting... So not the same thing.

[identity profile] frandroid.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'll go down on you, whoever you are, boy or woman, if you come out of your anonymity!

(surely you can't be a man, if you don't have the balls to show your real name on this tired old joke!)

[identity profile] everynewmorning.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Semen, and to a slightly lesser extent - vaginal secretions - are a source of cruelty-free, bioavailable vitamin B12 for vegans.

[identity profile] frandroid.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Truly, a woman after my heart. But I'll go for male donors as I doubt the validity of your vaginal secretions claim.

(Anonymous) 2009-06-01 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
it could be a mix, kind of like how a martini has vermouth. i have it in my girls poon then in your mouth. ha.

[identity profile] batmanonfire.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Semen, and to a slightly lesser extent - vaginal secretions - are a source of cruelty-free, bioavailable vitamin B12 for vegans."
Nowhere near enough though.

[identity profile] everynewmorning.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
INEVER SAID THEY DID!@!! STOP TWISTING MY WORDS! YOU"RE WORSE THAN THE FDA.

go spread your anti-vegan propaganda elsewhere!!

[identity profile] batmanonfire.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T BE VEGAN OR YOU'LL GO REFORMIST