Oh, he's got a radio job? I actually did think that it sounded very radio-like in some segments (even when not mocking the medium, that is). So now it becomes all clear.

There was far too much voice distortion in there, amongst other things.

But really, a lot of the text itself doesn't make much sense, I felt... it's very disjointed.

Anyway. Thanks for spoken-word-to-disc analysis =]