Yeah, I looked around with my google-fu, and I couldn't find anything. Pretty ironic for a should that basically lives through the power of searching through other shows' transcripts :]

If you get a copy of Obama's inauguration speech transcript, it would take just a short amount of time to just copy the parts from there, and then just transcribe the Bush parts... It's just a short segment.

Unless you mean, send transcripts for TDS, period... now that'd be something else.